Sport

If you want to survive through sport with Mr Phillips you must follow these set of instructions or else you will definitely hate your time at sport in the Main school!

1. Don't turn up to sport without kit or else you will have a Detention if you do this again and again.

2.Follow Mr.Phillips instructions on how to do Discus, Javelin or Shot because he wants nothing but the best technique and he will not stop until he gets this!

3.If Mr.Dempster tells you to do something for the love of god just do it!

4.If you want to be good at a certain sport or event, practise at home, it can do no harm.

5.At the end of rugby practise make sure you do a belly slide in the Mud for this is the funniest thing in the world!

Follow these tips and you will be very popular betweeen teachers and fellow students!

By Jack McDonald