Sorby's, Jack's and Max's rules to survival

Do's
1. Be confident
2. Avoid situations when you can get water on the crotch of your pants.
3. Pay immense concentration walking/running up/down stairs; if you don't you will trip and fall.
4. Make sure your top button is done up in the lunch queue or you will be sent to the back.
5. Like our website.
6. Do your best to get a colours tie.
7. Become sick when founder's day is near.
8. Play British Bulldog.
9. Get to lunch as early as possible.
10. Whilst disecting an animal heart in science pretend it's a chicken.

Dont's
1. Don't start a food fight.
2. Don't eat the plum-like berries off of the green bush; they are poisonous
3. Don't choose the maccaroni cheese for lunch.
4. Don't play manhunt when it has been raining.
5. Don't turn your phone on in exams.
6. Don't annoy the groundkeepers.
7. Don't use the school cricket boxes.
8. Don't leave your bag in the boys toilets.
9. Don't ask Mr Hill what we're doing in volleyball
10. Don't be involved in David Harvey's revenge.