School Bus

The school bus can be fun at times but it can also be extremely boring!
heres some tips to escape boredom..

1. TAKE YOUR IPOD TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY!

2. DONT READ A BOOK WHILST ON THE BUS. YOU GET SICK!

3. If you have some homework to do try your best to do it on the bus but neatly. rest your book on your lap!

4. If worst comes to worst fall asleep. but make sure you dont miss your stop!

by Sorby Cookie-Monsterr Brown.

Getting Caught on online games in lessons!

Everybody in the class will always want to get to a good seat to hide their monitor from the teachers and play online games. so to prevent being caught you must, YOU MUST do these things!
1. As i said, get a decent seat thats well sheltered, and one that hopefully isn't connected to AB tutor control.

2. Make sure you know how to minimize your internet explorer and open it back up again so that you can minimize the application when the teacher is coming.

3. If your home screen is blue, then chances are, they are watching your screen AB tutor control. If this is the case close the game(s) your on.

4. If you do get caught.................... your stuffed

Good luck!

Academic

In class the one thing you want to do is sleep, good on you, why not? you got up at quarter past 7; but unfortunately, you can't do that without being sent to to Mr. Notman. If there was, I would be the first person to tell you. For now I will show you other tips to beat the bordom of lessons.
1. Twiddle your thumbs around and around until you get bored rigid, this is often the case after half a minute.
2. Use your pencil case as a pillow (make sure you don't sleep)
3. Read posters on the wall which some are very boring but you learn stuff!
4. If stuck look at the person's work next to you but don't do this in exams!
This is the complete guide to get yourself through class and tackle the monster which is bordom!

Sport

If you want to survive through sport with Mr Phillips you must follow these set of instructions or else you will definitely hate your time at sport in the Main school!

1. Don't turn up to sport without kit or else you will have a Detention if you do this again and again.

2.Follow Mr.Phillips instructions on how to do Discus, Javelin or Shot because he wants nothing but the best technique and he will not stop until he gets this!

3.If Mr.Dempster tells you to do something for the love of god just do it!

4.If you want to be good at a certain sport or event, practise at home, it can do no harm.

5.At the end of rugby practise make sure you do a belly slide in the Mud for this is the funniest thing in the world!

Follow these tips and you will be very popular betweeen teachers and fellow students!

By Jack McDonald

Homework.

Homework when you go into the main school is considerably harder and there's more of it, than in in little school, you MUST hand it in on time. if you dont you may suffer from DETENTION. If you have a real reson for not doing your homework ( you were in a school play, or sporting Event ) try and get a note from your parents, sighned at the bottom saying this, and your teacher will understand.

TIPS FOR HOMEWORK-

1. Do your homework as soon as you get home so you have the rest of the night to do other, fun things.

2. Always write your homework in your planner so you know exactly what to do.

3. If you get stuck, ask someone to help you or if not, just make it look like you have tried!

4. If there is nothing else you like the look of in enrichment, sign up for homework club. its a great way to get it all out the way so you can relax at home ( dont sign up for homework club enrichment every day because it WILL get very boring.

5. Follow these tips and try hard so you get good marks in your homework and a good grade! :)

by Sorby Cookie-Monsterr-Brown

Sorby's, Jack's and Max's rules to survival

Do's
1. Be confident
2. Avoid situations when you can get water on the crotch of your pants.
3. Pay immense concentration walking/running up/down stairs; if you don't you will trip and fall.
4. Make sure your top button is done up in the lunch queue or you will be sent to the back.
5. Like our website.
6. Do your best to get a colours tie.
7. Become sick when founder's day is near.
8. Play British Bulldog.
9. Get to lunch as early as possible.
10. Whilst disecting an animal heart in science pretend it's a chicken.

Dont's
1. Don't start a food fight.
2. Don't eat the plum-like berries off of the green bush; they are poisonous
3. Don't choose the maccaroni cheese for lunch.
4. Don't play manhunt when it has been raining.
5. Don't turn your phone on in exams.
6. Don't annoy the groundkeepers.
7. Don't use the school cricket boxes.
8. Don't leave your bag in the boys toilets.
9. Don't ask Mr Hill what we're doing in volleyball
10. Don't be involved in David Harvey's revenge.